February 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
January 2011
When there's a sex scene
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Submitted by trulylovely
"It always rains the hardest on the people who...
legit.
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
When a girl walks by me and gives me an attitude...
Yes Bitch?
Remember when everyone was like "we should have a...
goodnightsmith:
oh-potter-you-rotter:
previously-sane:
well we do. If you suspect someone IRL, look them straight in the face and say
“We’ll be back shortly.”
they’ll know. they’ll know.
Sounds like a solid, accurate plan.
“a wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe and leaves...”
– (the ever so fabulous) Marilyn Monroe (via owlb0nes)
When your vagina starts exploding blood;
justonemoment:
werecat:
talentedstar:
1-800-yourmum:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
This made me LOL
omg
OMG LOL
“I could get him back, but i don’t want him back. I realized that he...”